Hot Tub Archive
1997-2000
Stroker, on 6 Dec 1997, said
Hi, all. Just demonstrating how this crap works. That, and I can now claim that I posted the VERY FIRST EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD HOTTUB MESSAGE! HA!
This makes me better than each and every one of you.
Love,
Stroker
SLAMS?, on 10 Oct 1999, said
At the inaugural women's hockey game, Brian had the idea
of giving me the nickname "SLAMS", short for
"Stop Looking At Me, Swan".
What do y'all think?
-Suan
Phil, on 25 Oct 1999, said
Just checking things out, thinking of other things to work on as far as the page goes.....per usual Suan is two steps ahead of me......
Ronée, on 17 Nov 1999, said
note to Nils,
next to my suggestion for websites you wrote "link is not yet active"
www.mustskis.com works
so all you people should look at it, it's not the best yet but people
are working on it
Stroker, on 6 Dec 1999, said
A CALL TO ARMS
When in Pasadena during the week leading up to the Rose Bowl,
each and every member of Mu Mu Pi--for that matter, every member, every alumnus,
and every fan of the Wisconsin Band and football team--needs to remember one thing:
don't take any shit from the Stanford Band, their alumni, or their fans,
because you can bet the last working tendon in your legs that they're going
to be gunning for you. The Stanford Band is going to completely
miss the point of what we do and why we do it, and they're going to mistake
the commitment we have to work as hard on the field as we play off of it
for the paramilitary formality of Ohio State's marching band.
Fight the temptation to try to match wits with the pimply overweight drummer
from Stanford. I'm not calling any of you stupid or slow, but the Stanford Band
has been training, since the birth of that student organization, to make fun
of other people. Just as hard as we train for a perfect show, the Stanford Band
has trained to make their home crowd laugh at the expense of others.
They're going to feel cornered by the expectation of sportswriters and analysts
all over the country for the Wisconsin football team to hand Stanford's collective ass
to it on a plate, and they're going to try to salvage what victory they can.
You can't beat the Stanford Band at its own game, but you can do Mike Leckrone's
inevitable advice to ignore them one better: if the scrawny trumpet with the
overbite from Stanford starts in on you, you don't have to say a word.
Simply push him as hard as you can. Make him fall down. When he gets over his shock,
stands back up, and tries to push you back, punch him. If he doesn't try
to push you back, your lesson has been taught. The Wisconsin Band is,
military bands excluded, probably in better shape than any other band
in the United States. We have a _lot_ of those peak-physical-condition members, too,
and they'll get your back. If not them, then Fritz will, and he's worth
at least twenty normal human beings in a brawl. The last sentence was a joke,
but not about Fritz. He actually _is_ crazy. The joke is Wisconsin Band members
not getting your back. They will.
All I'm trying to say here is that if and when the Stanford Band needs to be taught
a lesson in respect, don't fail in your own personal duty as the teacher,
and be sure to only dent your horns a little in the process.
Jim Jordan needs to feel like there's a point to his life, after all.
Eat A Rock, On Wisconsin, and kick some ass out there for me,
Stroker
Bob, on 29 Jan 2000, said
Since I have nothing better to do on this excellent Saturday night, I welcome myself to the HOT TUB! I also extend an invitation to ALL current, former, and prospective MMP members to get off their lazy butts and come to the Big Ten Pub every Friday afternoon for lunch, fun and more fun. That is all. Good day.
Bob, Wheelz, and others, on 4 Feb 2000, said
Trashley says... thinking... eat a dick, Bob, who is typing this message.
Wheelz says... let the f**k**g orgy begin... Janice doesn't have a mouth.
Ashley says Wheelz is a potty mouth. Nicki says if you can type you haven't had
enough to drink (reference to me). I take a drink. I am offered another drink.
Mr. Doctor is passed around... Wheelz asks if there are boobies in the girly movie
we are watching. Answer from Trashley, "No boobies, just mine."
I notice Dave's schedule on Trashley's wall. Weird. Trashley says,
"Man, that makes my neck warm all the way to my stomach." Trashley types as
she caresses Boob's shaven face with hers. Ronee calls to give us crap.
Now she wants to talk to me. Now she is coming over. Oh yeah.
Congratulations to Trashley who just got her certificate of authorization
signed from Wheels and in the same day lost her Pi card at Pi lunch.
Freshmen. I pulled the Pi card check and Trashley and Janice both were Pi cardless.
They'll learn. Tonight Matt is performing at a house on Mifflin St.
It should be a smashing time, baby.
Janice say's "beer brings back horrible memories of puking." Oh waaaaah.
I just want to say that Wheelz is the man. Trashley says "watch out for the boobies."
Janice says, "Trashley, your bathroom is just around the corner, right?"
Trashley escorts Janice to the bathroom. They must like each other :).
Wheels is amazed with dorm cable. He has been deprived of cable in the
Casa Blanca apartments (a hole in the earth with a decent hot tub, pool, and sauna).
The Simpson's are on now. Wheels is happy. I am going to end this
excellent narrative now and party on. I should report back later.
With hot luv and sloppy kisses.
Bob
Trashley, on 2 Jun 2000, said
Why has nobody been to our beautiful website lately? Why has nobody left a message in oh-so-glorious hot tub of love and nudity? Why am I bored out of my mind with nothing to do? Okay...enough. I just thought I'd give a shout out to all of my sax-a-ma-phone buddies who I don't have the opportunity to see every day now. *sniff* I miss you! Only 81 days until reg week...aren't you all thrilled?
Trashley n' Bob (with Gwen...Dave too, but he's "sleeping"), on 8 Jul 2000, said
We're all sitting here (well not all of us...some of us are laying or "sleeping") and we've had an excellent night of gymnastics and bloody mary's (oh, we can't forget the massage party too). Bob was busy brushing Gwen and I all night with the paintbrush...sexy, sexy, sexy. I think he's getting sort of kinky with nobody else around. Did I forget to mention the guinea pig that we let run around the apartment for awhile. Sooooooooo, what are all you other losers doing this summer. Are you "sleeping" like Dave is? Or are some of you lame-o losers at summer camp (hahahahahha...eat a dick Janice!) ANYWAY, we must go. Adios friends! Not much longer...
Dave, on 1 Aug 2000, said
Since when are quotation marks needed to indicate sleeping? For the record (before everyone goes and starts thinking I had passed out) I would just like to clarify that I was sleeping and totally aware of all events that took place that night -- except I'm not quite sure how I ended up cradled in Bob's arms...
KT, on 9 Nov 2000, said
Hey everyone. My first time in the MMP hot tub. Yippie! This is a great web site, Sue-Ann. Good job. Well, gotta get going~ just wanted to stop in for a quick one. Sometimes it only takes a few minutes, you know. Bye!
Nils, on 16 Nov 2000, said
It will soon be time to travel to Green Bay, and I would just like to say, "ROADTRIP BLOWS". Thank you for your time.
Spooge, Stroker, Vicci, Fatty, Amelia, & Blondie, on 16 Nov 2000, said
Spooge: Oh you poor losers missing the party at good old Spooge's.
I am very upset that no one is contributing to this beautiful forum...
Eat a dick, and On Wisconsin!! Spooge
Amelia: Guess what, I am having a nice time up in here at Vicci's B-day party
and I haven't even tossed my cookies. I think I should get a gold star.
Amelia
Spooge has a webcam, and I don't know how to make it go. That's a damn shame, too;
these women are about three millimeters away from getting sticky naked.
It's Vicci's birthday, she's 24, and we're all too fucking sober,
because the roads are treacherous. Oops--the disc just repeated.
Time for some new tunes. Peace out passin' the mic.
Stroker
Fatty: This.....is Fatty. Wow, my first HOTTUB experience. Not quite as good as Iowa,
but it's OK. Anyway, we're celebrating Vicci's 24th birthday. ha ha 24.
That's our rank. Don't listen to Stroker--we're all really F*$@ING wasted, dude!
Someone find me the Blue House! See you all tomorrow!
Fatty Fatty 2x4
Vicci: It's my birthday, and I'm wearing black underwear! That's all I have to say about that!
End of story.
Hi I am Blondie. I never knew how hard it is to write when your head is spinning.
It is like you fingers don't work. Okay, I am not spinning, but feeling pretty nice and cozy.
Happy Birthday Vicci, I love you and will miss you when you are gone.
You are my favorite part of pi parties.
KT, on 4 Dec 2000, said
Hi everyone- I just wanted to say that Pi girl supper rocks and playing drunk tetris is the coolest. All those pretty colors and shapes... :-) Later!