Hot Tub Archive
December 2003
Shirley, on 1 Dec 2003, said
Mike said today after class to not believe all this. He also said he doesn't know what's going on yet, but that he didn't want to take us down there to not march. Straight form the old man's mouth, the only thing we should count on right now is a bus ride...
---, on 1 Dec 2003, said
. . . mouth being useful . . . very nice.
CHUBB, on 1 Dec 2003, said
You think your good at Super Mario Brothers?
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/smb3.php
Stroker, on 2 Dec 2003, said
I hate embedded media files. The SMB3 video itself is at
http://fribyte.uib.no/~bjorn/moSMB3.wmv
In unrelated news, I got laid off from Tickets.com yesterday.
Anybody who's looking for a Unix or Windows system administrator
or knows someone who is would be doing me a great favor to bring
it to my attention at stroker@upl.cs.wisc.edu.
Yay, unemployment!
And I do think I'm good at Super Mario Brothers...just
not that good,
Stroker
eSputante, on 2 Dec 2003, said
Stroker if you need a job, I think I could help.
Chubb you're fired.
Stroker, you start tomorrow at 8:45 when I show up.
Get them fishies,
Spooge
Shirley, on 2 Dec 2003, said
E-mails of Music City Bowl Executive Staff, please feel free
to encourage them to let the bands perform...
sramsey@nashvillesports.com, galexander@nashvillesports.com,
ncox@nashvillesports.com, bfulton@nashvillesports.com,
jgrider@nashvillesports.com, dherrell@nashvillesports.com,
khodges@nashvillesports.com, cjohnson@nashvillesports.com,
rpuckett@nashvillesports.com, rrickel@nashvillesports.com
generalinfo@nashvillesports.com
---, on 2 Dec 2003, said
. . . that mouth, on a streak of utility.
Shirley, on 3 Dec 2003, said
Those T.V. guys must really love Beefstick...... How do you think Mike felt about the Saxophone devils being on tv? hehe:-)
---, on 4 Dec 2003, said
. . . oh mouth, back to your old tricks.
---, on 4 Dec 2003, said
I seen it with me own eyes, mouth strikes again . . .
BuFu, on 4 Dec 2003, said
I recently recieved an "official" response from the Gaylord Bowl
committee regarding the situation:
In response to questions regarding the University of
Wisconsin's band participation at the Gaylord Hotels Music
City Bowl Presented By Bridgestone:
- Each participating university's band is an
important part of the bowl activities. There are two
EXCLUSIVE activities specifically designed to showcase
and entertain the band.
- Traditionally, the night before the game (Dec. 30), one of main downtown streets are closed and both university bands march down the street to a mid-point and perform a "battle of the bands" to the thousands of fans that line the street. Several music clubs, restaurants and bars are located on and around this street for fans after the "battle of the bands". This has been an extremely popular and unique event for the visiting fans, local community and the bands and cheerleaders.
- The Bowl and Wildhorse Saloon host an exclusive band and cheerleader party for both university bands on Dec. 29. We are one of very few bowls that host such a party.
- In an effort to increase the local community participation in the Bowl, the Bowl sponsored several Youth Football Leagues in the region. During the pre-game, these youth who won their age group league championships will receive their team trophies on the field and nearly 2,000 kids will be in attendance for this activity. During halftime, an extension of our local youth initiatives, a produced, themed show called "Celebration of Youth Sports" will take place that will involve hundreds of youth as part of the program. This program will also feature messages from local professional athletes. These events have been planned and implemented over the past year. If it is possible to include a short performance by both bands at halftime in addition to these planned activities then we will consider that inclusion.
- We have responded to the requests of the administration of the University of Wisconsin in regards to some of the band traditions. For example, since the band is not seated on the field we are working on some version of the "Jump Around" at the end of the third quarter. We have granted the request to play the "5th Quarter" on the field after the trophy presentation. We will offer similar opportunities to the Southeastern Conference representative. The band is also considering a specific performance at another stadium prior to the downtown "battle of the bands". We have also encouraged each university band to play around the stadium and tailgate areas prior to the game.
There you have it, straight from the horse's mouth.
BuFu
Shirley, on 4 Dec 2003, said
BuFu-
That is so cool that the people from Nashville singled you
out and sent you this e-mail. You must be really special...
BuFu, on 4 Dec 2003, said
I posted it for the benefit of everyone that didn't send stuff to the bowl representatives or somehow didn't get the message.
Tourist, on 4 Dec 2003, said
Thanks Boof,
I never got that response for, instead of sending my message to the Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl Presented By Bridgestone, it turned out I'd mistakenly sent it to the Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl Presented By Silverstone, a little-known Division II bowl game held in Nevada. They probably thought I was pleading on behalf of the Washburn, Kansas marching band, for I'd used a letterhead with a motion-W...
CHUBB, on 8 Dec 2003, said
So I says to Mabel I says.....
Ahhh, I'll finish this later.
Jímenez, on 8 Dec 2003, said
UPDATE
My Dad just forwarded this to me:
UPDATE
12/05/03 -- THE GAYLORD HOTELS MUSIC CITY BOWL PRESENTED BY BRIDGESTONE
ANNOUNCES THE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN MARCHING BAND, AS THE VISITING TEAM BAND,
WILL PERFORM A SIX-MINUTE PRE-GAME ROUTINE. THEY WILL ALSO PERFORM AT THE
CONCLUSION OF THE POST-GAME TROPHY CEREMONY, WEATHER PERMITTING.
Shirley, on 9 Dec 2003, said
Jimi-
I think the BuFu syndrome is going around.
Hot Carl, on 9 Dec 2003, said
Jimenez-
Thanks for the updates! Not all of us are all knowing...
Willie, on 10 Dec 2003, said
Freshman, especially Hot Carl
Go play your favorite game, it's an old one I used to enjoy myself.
Shirley, on 10 Dec 2003, said
Hot Carl-
We still have practice from 3:45 to 5:00pm this week.
It would be really cool of you to come, and even cooler
of you to BRING THE DAMN CHICKEN!
Tropical Sensation, on 10 Dec 2003, said
I hope y'all enjoy practice in the snow today.
Five years in band, and I never got an opportunity to do so. There'd better be some shirts overboard!
Uncle Spooge, on 10 Dec 2003, said
I am feeling sentimental, Willis go fuck yourself.
'Nuts thanks for the update, I appreciate it.
Spooge
CHUBB, on 10 Dec 2003, said
Oh there was shirts overboard alrite, and pants overboard also, just for fun.
Lumpy, on 12 Dec 2003, said
Here's something for all of you people who are getting
excited about Christmas and Nashville....
http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html
Big Jim, on 12 Dec 2003, said
Stroker,
I was talking to a friend of mine over the weekend and
he has a couple of positions that may fit your background.
The company is located in Northern Lake County, Illinois.
You would not have to become a FIB if you didn't want to as
a commute from WI would be feasible.
If you would like to, send me a copy of your resume and
I will pass it along. They have a couple of different
projects ongoing and are definately looking to hire.
My email is jvandehei@zeiss.com
Big Jim
CHUBB, on 12 Dec 2003, said
Player 24 on Mankato spent a lot of time in the penalty box
at the hockey game tonight, it seemed that he was trying to
get pentaltys, that got me wondering...
When else does 24 try to get in the box, however this
time unsuccessfully?
Answer: Whenever Willie is on a date.
Willie, on 12 Dec 2003, said
BaaaZINGGG!!!
Dettmann, on 15 Dec 2003, said
Stroker,
Remember there is always a position available to you at
Dettmann Dairy Farms. Just think...500 cows and no waiting.
Unless Willie comes over again.
Fatty, on 16 Dec 2003, said
For a few bills you can own your own Wisconsin Band! It looks like it was made in '98; I wonder if that's supposed to be Nils in our happy section.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3163571036&category=2634
Willie, on 17 Dec 2003, said
Collies and Cows, just the way I like it.
Sometimes you just have to settle for another breed.
On that note: Spooge- I'm done flirting,
your advice has finally sunk in.
Going to play a variation of my favorite game
with my animal friends now.
-Sir Willhelm of the night
Stroker, on 17 Dec 2003, said
The detail in the eBay Wisconsin Band set is creepy.
I think I can see Dettmann's little toy soldier hard-on
pitching a tent in one of the close-ups.
Little guy must have been thinking about Retard's mom again.
It's detailed right down to the nervous freshmen biting
their fingernails right through their gloves, because you
know for goddamned sure that they're not playing flutes.
OK,
Stroker
lUMPY, on 17 Dec 2003, said
At hockey I was asked to answer this difficult question:
how many people are required to have an orgy?
Here are the results of my research:
At
http://www.m14m.net/julia/bloglet-archive-2003280021308.php#2003301182754
the very same question was asked, and the conclusion is
"more than two or three." There's still ambiguity--is it
three or four?
After performing a web search for "orgy," the images
on the results' websites seem to suggest three is enough.
A bulletin board website calls a threesome a "mini-orgy",
and one website even suggests that "one person and a couple
of mirrors would do the trick."
Stroker, on 17 Dec 2003, said
Speaking as one who has done a little research into this subject,
I can somewhat authoritatively state that three people is not enough
for an orgy. The English language has a word for that already: "threesome".
Properly, there should be at least two of each gender present.
That is to say, three boys and one girl might meet the strict definition
of the word "orgy", but it lacks something...oh, I don't know, maybe
FOUR OR MORE TITS.
This should go without saying, but fat men don't apply when making
a formal breast count.
More subjectively, it only becomes an orgy when there seems to be
more elbows and knees than actually belong to the people involved.
OK,
Stroker
PS- Remember, lads: incidental contact is the price you sometimes
have to pay to mix it up with a bunch of chicks at the same time.
As long as it's only Running Into The Kicker and not Roughing The Kicker,
you may as well decline the penalty...five yards, no automatic first down,
hell, that's just not worth worrying about.
Willie, on 17 Dec 2003, said
I can't wait until the next time I'm in a house of mirrors, it's going to be a completely different experience for me.
CHUBB, on 18 Dec 2003, said
The question on everyones mind is... How long can you hold it?
www.holdthebutton.com
let the time wasting commence.
Shirley, on 18 Dec 2003, said
My money is on Dave. I thought maybe Stroker, but he has that kid to take care of.....that's a time taker.
Brian, on 18 Dec 2003, said
Fatty, nice eBay find! That definitely is Nils. It's sort of strange to
see the diversity in those figurines (about 17.6% non-white), because
as the MIBs know, the actual band (1% n-w) is Crackerville, USA.
I'd buy it, but $299? What a screw!
Stroker: that link you posted for the SMB3 file didn't work?
How did you find that?
I'm headed to the Motor City Bowl (courtesy of the NU athletic dept.)
next week. I'll think of you all when I'm drinking on the bus at 8 a.m.
--Garçon de l'eau
Shirley, on 19 Dec 2003, said
I'm drunk and posting on the hot tub. There.
:-), on 21 Dec 2003, said
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Shirley, on 21 Dec 2003, said
Jimi? Willie? Are you alive? Get better.
Willie, on 21 Dec 2003, said
Mad props go out to Lumpy who, with the assistance of Sharky,
typed of the transcript for Vicci's revenge. Then he takes
it a step further to post it on his website for the enjoyment
of everyone. It is definitely the bright star that will lead
millions to visit his website.
http://www.spunge.org/~backer/
BuFu, on 23 Dec 2003, said
I recently "discovered" another chapter of Mu Mu Pi at
http://mumupi.tripod.com/main.html
I'm not really sure what type of organization it is,
but I don't really care either. What a bunch of tools.
Stroker, on 25 Dec 2003, said
Suan:
Righteous fucking news post, Tourist.
Comedy GOLD.
Merry whatever to you and yours,
Stroker
Pudge, on 28 Dec 2003, said
What's up all you mutha fuckaz! So..... I'm wasted.
Bout to leave for the Music City Bowl. Should be great.
Happy New Year to the dumbasses who will be on the bus!
HA HA! So, this is the inaugural posting. Yes, the first one.
I have popped my cherry, if you will. Now, I need to address
one very important point before we head out on the bowl trip to
Tennessee. The same holds as last year. I CAN WIPE MY OWN ASS!
And it feels so gooooood! I should probably interpret this
for all of those not in the "loop" so to speak. Don't bother me.
That's it. Ha, I think I'm so funny. But seriously,
I can wipe my own ass.
Spooge, I still hate you, now more than ever.
Fatty, you are a pussy. Get off your fucking bed and hang out!
Why are you sleeping? And why is Hot Karl on top of you?
It's only 4:51. Get your ass out of bed.
ya know, I should have expected this of you. You are a cubs fan.
Go Brew Crew! God they suck.
Honestly, I suck too. It has been far too long for me to go on
without posting on this damn site. I said that I would do it last year
but, yeah, I suck. I was going to post last year to talk of a funny
prank we played on a few nerds. Sarah Weber is our hero in the tale.
She was instrumental in the success of the prank. The night before
the football game, a one Bill Walker was informing the entire band
that many people were getting sick from eating the eggs at the hotel
that morning. Interestingly enough, Juanita, Heidi, Ho, and Hot Megan,
became nervous, for they did in fact eat the eggs that morning.
Their next move was to go to the front desk, because there they could
find the remedy to the explosive diarrhea and the uncontrollable vomiting.
(Thanks Fatty, for the help spelling that stinky poopy word.)
Boy did this joke turn around and bite me in the ass.
I puked six times across the street from the Alamo. Remember the Alamo.
Your love is like bad medicine.
Ya know, we talk about Palomino being a Metrosexual,
but this guy Fatty, he is a very close second.
He's got seven different kinds of cologne next to his bed,
and that doesn't include his "moneymaker" cologne.
That's at home.(he he) WoW!
Oooohh baby I love your ways. Everyday. Ohh Yeah.
Lenny, why do you mock me so? I mean not to offend, but to inspire.
To inspire others to get this drunk sometime. It's really a good time.
Where's the beef? BEEEEEEEF!
Bufu, what's the deal man?
It's funny, when you get sick and it actually turns out to be a good thing.
Turns out I wasn't as sick as the red headed biznatch. That stupid dumbass.
What did you say, Chubb? You did what with the Trumpet house sign?
That's good. They are all bastards anyway.
Well, that's it. Suck me sideways and tickle me elmo.
If you bothered to read even half of this posting you have wasted your life.
Ha. I took a part of you that you can never get back. Losers.
Love,
( And I am using the word love very loosely)
PUDGE
lick me
P.S. Alumni suck
P.S.S. In fact, Alumni can suck my nuts.
P.S.S.S. I would prefer only the left testacle though