Clarinerds

(To the tune of "Varsity")

Clarinerds
Clarinerds
U rah rah for toothpicks
They don't have any friends (boo hoo)
Praise to thee for minimal volume
U rah rah for the white popsicle sticks

U! Rah! Rah! (tweet! tweet! tweet!)
U! Rah! Rah! (tweet! tweet! tweet!)