Waterboy's Limerick Gallery

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(from Michigan 2000 roadtrip)

1. Bob Lisi

   There once was a guy named Lisi
   Unlike his mom he wasn't easy,
   An animal at heart,
   but wait! here's the best part:
   Like a monkey he played with his feces!

2. Matt Hoerig

   There once was a guy named Whorehouse
   He was as cute and tiny as a doormouse,
   He pipped and he squeaked
   until he finally leaked,
   That as a transvestite he once wore a blouse.

3. Dave Oehler

   There once was a guy named Dave
   One night he partied at a rave,
   He thought he was the bomb
   when he hooked up with Bob's mom,
   And turned her into his sex-slave.

4. Ben Bares

   There once was a guy named Bares
   His favorite place was the back seat of cars,
   He gave to all the girls
   a cum-filled necklace of pearls,
   With his dick that reached from here to Mars.

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(from Penn State 2001 roadtrip)

1. Paul Ferguson

   There once was a guy named Fatty
   He once got a BJ as a caddy,
   It came as a surprise
   when he found out it was a guy,
   Who turned out to be his own daddy.

2. Nicole Culver

   There once was a girl we called "Shirley"
   Always late to practice, never early,
   When we asked her why
   she said she had to blow dry:
   Her pubes to make them straight, not curly.

3. Katie Koenig

   There once was a girl named Katie
   She liked to swallow 'cause it was tasty,
   What else does she do?
   (Hint: Think of poo)
   Was she a butt pirate? ARRR, matey!

4. Luke Rupnow

   His own dick Luke liked to wank
   One day he went to the sperm bank,
   They said, "Uh, Mr. Rupnow ..."
   "... You can fill up your cup now."
   But he said, "Sorry, I only shoot blanks."

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©2000-2001 Brian Lee